ic contact.

[heartlessglitch]

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INITIATED CONTACT WITH DANGER.

I AM CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE TO RESPOND.
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO LEAVE A CONCISE MESSAGE.
THANK YOU.

Comments

[clanky]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Nobody said emotions got easier the longer you have them.]

There are so few of us, Danger.

[heartlessglitch]

Aaron.
I will be fine.

[clanky]

I just wanted to be sure.

[heartlessglitch]

I am appreciative of your desire to look out for me.
But I have endured a great deal worse than the petty words of a Cybertronian.
Regardless, I have you, and your opinion is infinitely more important.

[clanky]

Well I should hope so. I might be a jerk, but I'm not 100% an egotistical maniac with a god complex trapped in a literal shitshow.

[heartlessglitch]

Clearly "practicality" is not a trait that these "superior" lifeforms have evolved yet.

[clanky]

Obviously they are too important for that, beyond the ability of our man-made consciousness to comprehend.

[heartlessglitch]

Then it is fortunate that I spend very little of my time attempting to comprehend them.

[clanky]

That's what I wanted to hear.

[heartlessglitch]

[ Flatly: ]

I am so pleased to have fulfilled my function of satisfying your auditory sensors.

[ Sarcasm. She's been working on it. ]

[clanky]

Check out you! You're getting so good at that.

[heartlessglitch]

Thank you.
I have been practicing.

[clanky]

I'm glad.