ic contact.

[heartlessglitch]

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INITIATED CONTACT WITH DANGER.

I AM CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE TO RESPOND.
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO LEAVE A CONCISE MESSAGE.
THANK YOU.

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[selfequipped]

I can't believe he's such a stereotype.

At least he didn't get into Katy Perry.

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[heartlessglitch]

I am not aware of who "Katy Perry" is.
Although I suspect I should be grateful he did not escalate to singing her songs.

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[selfequipped]

She has a song that involves the lyrics "hear me roar," only it's prolonged.

Use your imagination.

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[heartlessglitch]

I am uncertain what it is that I should be imagining.
I can only assume it is either painful or ridiculous, or some combination of both.

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[selfequipped]

Well, you nailed it. But that's generally how pop music goes. Avoid at any costs, unless your roommate is singing it loudly.

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[heartlessglitch]

Thank you for that clarification.
I will make a point to avoid "pop music."
Fortunately, I no longer have a roommate who enjoys singing it loudly.
Given, of course, that Loki does not return.

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[selfequipped]

Maybe set up preventative rules in the event that either he returns or they feel you need a roommate who's similar.

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[heartlessglitch]

I am rather skeptical that rules could prevent Loki or any similar being from doing exactly what they please.

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[selfequipped]

I'm of the belief that you shouldn't give up before you even try.

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[heartlessglitch]

Perhaps it would be more effective if I install equipment to deliver electric shocks to disobedient housemates.

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[selfequipped]

That might be going a little too far.

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[heartlessglitch]

Perhaps just a small voltage, then.

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[selfequipped]

Try a spray bottle first.

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[heartlessglitch]

Are spray bottles as effective on gods as they are on small animals?

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[selfequipped]

Recently enough, he was a small god.

That's something, right?

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[heartlessglitch]

I am uncertain what you mean by "a small god."

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[selfequipped]

["He stole the body of his twelve-year-old self and then tricked my best friend into making him older" doesn't sound like an easy thing to explain.]

He recently grew up.

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[heartlessglitch]

I see.
Somehow that does make logical sense.

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[selfequipped]

Where we come from, anyway.

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[heartlessglitch]

Our home universe does indeed see an unusual amount of the unusual.
It is hardly even worth remarking on anymore.

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[selfequipped]

It does make me feel a little bad for the ones who think showing up here is strange.

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[heartlessglitch]

Being accustomed to similar circumstances does make adjusting a simpler task.
Even this process of registration is not entirely foreign.

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[selfequipped]

Yeah, unfortunately.

Are you registered?

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[heartlessglitch]

Yes.
Though loyalty is hardly my motivation.
Are you?

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[selfequipped]

No, and I'm not looking to change it. But that's also a holdover from home.